Monday, December 17, 2007
initial insertion into hostile territory-hann min 1
hello.
My pal mark invited me to contribute to this column. I'm honoured to be invited
. hehe. But partly b'cos I feel guilty 'bout not visiting him in Sg, after I clearly promised to do so and mislead a couple of souls on the false prtense I was going,including a poor chick in Kedah...my bad.
Allright, as the first entry point,let me first extapolate the boundaries and limits regarding my time here.
firstly, entries will entered on inconsistent periods.I'm a highly contradictory person, and I'll put in stuff when i FEEL like it.Muhahaha. It is of course your right to dismiss me at first hand.(0bviously)
BE MY GUEST.MAKE MY DAY....just hope u readers out there will give me a chance(one will do...hopefully)...I'm sure you'll warm up to me. (yeah right...)
Analysis: The first few paragraphs implies a highly direct , warm and personal person.
There is a hint(A HINT!!u've got yo be kidding...) of rudeness and all-knowing smartass posture.This might imply a very careless,reactionary, and reckless thinking.But a word of caution.anybody who has even glanced through Sun Tzu's(does this guy really exist?) , would remain on guard. we fail when we fail to notice we fail( wat a dick?!)
well, taking a hint from mark's title,(I'm running out of immature things to say), (kopi oh satu!), I'm not exactly sure why I should be writing this blog in the first (tahan ye...) place.
International debate ?'bout what?
About government corruption?the lack of freedom of speech? the lack of a right to free assembly? No man...I don't want no ISA in my backyard,no siree...I'm a good,loyal, and partriotic citizen. Critizisng about direct realities ain't news, its something to do when you want to look good to yourself . thats loser. Want to change the world?? JUST do it(trademarked by the nike corporation).Stop yapping!
To make my stay here entirely peaceful, harmonious, and entirely sugarcandy , I'll be in fact entirely diverting from international debate. U know?
I'll be yapping on and on...(YIKES! KILL ME!KILL ME!!),about awesome stuff like clouds, windchimes,glorious malaysian food, (Loh bak, cham peng, yeah baby...), and basically stuff that will make censors happy planet-wide.Of course, avoiding any choppy waters will also, basically, in effect, save my ass in the long run(pardon the language).It will also basically give me hope, because reading the papers today basically makes me throwup(literally).this time, i hope, will save me from meself. So I don't get pissed off all the time. So that i can basically blow some steam, refocus myself so I don't feel too down, and basically improve my command of english, so i can implicitly insult whomsoever i desire, .....without detection.Hooray!!Give me a five!
(knocks on the door)" Alloo...tis iz the Ministry of truth We l ook ing 4 this kid...u know..this traitor, who's been writing some unpallatable crap on the net..." "why ? whats up?wheres the fire bra?" "well, we(implying a fictitious organization of prole control, which OF COURSE,has nothing to do with anybody in the REAL world,OF COURSE...) wanta shoot'ya in the head bra..!!Put'cha in a black bag, disappear 4 2o yrs(divide by 10)."NO!!OMG!OMG...omg,pls bra...don't do tis to me yeah .I'm a cool bird...pls..."BANG!BANG!THRUUUUTGHRIGRUREURUGUUG ....AHHHHHHHAIER(something like in tiberium sun)"
Yeah, its getting late, gotta get some beauty sleep, stay strong people, we'll make it through. Evil people don't live long. they get angina.
Warning: The contents within this piece of writing is purely fictitious.Any resemblance to any real person or place,or organization,whether living or dead, is purely coincidental and is ,most definitely,highly regretted(Pls don't kill me, i'm harmless, and what is more, a bloody coward as is mate...)
References
"1984"George Orwell(1945)
"Angela's Ashes", Frank Mccourt(1997??)
"The Art of War", Sun Tzu, published 5 thousand yrs ago,(thx for the loan jeremy)
"Macchivellians guide to womanizing, anonymous(???)
Nike slogan used was duly referenced and acknowledged
"the Godfather part two", Francis Ford Coppola,(viewed last week, in a dark room, with....i'm not telling u !go F@#k yourself( rated pg13)(pardon the language)
the matrix trilogy',wachowski brothers,viewed god knows when(jeez...the ending sucked balls,pardon the language.)
ps. yeah, and I played Tiberium, the WESTWOOD version, when I was a kid.pity
My pal mark invited me to contribute to this column. I'm honoured to be invited
. hehe. But partly b'cos I feel guilty 'bout not visiting him in Sg, after I clearly promised to do so and mislead a couple of souls on the false prtense I was going,including a poor chick in Kedah...my bad.
Allright, as the first entry point,let me first extapolate the boundaries and limits regarding my time here.
firstly, entries will entered on inconsistent periods.I'm a highly contradictory person, and I'll put in stuff when i FEEL like it.Muhahaha. It is of course your right to dismiss me at first hand.(0bviously)
BE MY GUEST.MAKE MY DAY....just hope u readers out there will give me a chance(one will do...hopefully)...I'm sure you'll warm up to me. (yeah right...)
Analysis: The first few paragraphs implies a highly direct , warm and personal person.
There is a hint(A HINT!!u've got yo be kidding...) of rudeness and all-knowing smartass posture.This might imply a very careless,reactionary, and reckless thinking.But a word of caution.anybody who has even glanced through Sun Tzu's(does this guy really exist?) , would remain on guard. we fail when we fail to notice we fail( wat a dick?!)
well, taking a hint from mark's title,(I'm running out of immature things to say), (kopi oh satu!), I'm not exactly sure why I should be writing this blog in the first (tahan ye...) place.
International debate ?'bout what?
About government corruption?the lack of freedom of speech? the lack of a right to free assembly? No man...I don't want no ISA in my backyard,no siree...I'm a good,loyal, and partriotic citizen. Critizisng about direct realities ain't news, its something to do when you want to look good to yourself . thats loser. Want to change the world?? JUST do it(trademarked by the nike corporation).Stop yapping!
To make my stay here entirely peaceful, harmonious, and entirely sugarcandy , I'll be in fact entirely diverting from international debate. U know?
I'll be yapping on and on...(YIKES! KILL ME!KILL ME!!),about awesome stuff like clouds, windchimes,glorious malaysian food, (Loh bak, cham peng, yeah baby...), and basically stuff that will make censors happy planet-wide.Of course, avoiding any choppy waters will also, basically, in effect, save my ass in the long run(pardon the language).It will also basically give me hope, because reading the papers today basically makes me throwup(literally).this time, i hope, will save me from meself. So I don't get pissed off all the time. So that i can basically blow some steam, refocus myself so I don't feel too down, and basically improve my command of english, so i can implicitly insult whomsoever i desire, .....without detection.Hooray!!Give me a five!
(knocks on the door)" Alloo...tis iz the Ministry of truth We l ook ing 4 this kid...u know..this traitor, who's been writing some unpallatable crap on the net..." "why ? whats up?wheres the fire bra?" "well, we(implying a fictitious organization of prole control, which OF COURSE,has nothing to do with anybody in the REAL world,OF COURSE...) wanta shoot'ya in the head bra..!!Put'cha in a black bag, disappear 4 2o yrs(divide by 10)."NO!!OMG!OMG...omg,pls bra...don't do tis to me yeah .I'm a cool bird...pls..."BANG!BANG!THRUUUUTGHRIGRUREURUGUUG ....AHHHHHHHAIER(something like in tiberium sun)"
Yeah, its getting late, gotta get some beauty sleep, stay strong people, we'll make it through. Evil people don't live long. they get angina.
Warning: The contents within this piece of writing is purely fictitious.Any resemblance to any real person or place,or organization,whether living or dead, is purely coincidental and is ,most definitely,highly regretted(Pls don't kill me, i'm harmless, and what is more, a bloody coward as is mate...)
References
"1984"George Orwell(1945)
"Angela's Ashes", Frank Mccourt(1997??)
"The Art of War", Sun Tzu, published 5 thousand yrs ago,(thx for the loan jeremy)
"Macchivellians guide to womanizing, anonymous(???)
Nike slogan used was duly referenced and acknowledged
"the Godfather part two", Francis Ford Coppola,(viewed last week, in a dark room, with....i'm not telling u !go F@#k yourself( rated pg13)(pardon the language)
the matrix trilogy',wachowski brothers,viewed god knows when(jeez...the ending sucked balls,pardon the language.)
ps. yeah, and I played Tiberium, the WESTWOOD version, when I was a kid.pity
Saturday, December 15, 2007
Cluster bombs are best-selling toys this Christmas
According to Uncyclopedia.org, Cluster Bombs made the best selling product this christmas. "I would want an explosive Christmas this dec!" said one citizen of USA. For more news head here: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/UnNews:Cluster_bombs_are_best-selling_toys_this_Christmas . Forget Wikipedia.org, it contains invalid information for the world today....which is why we are having many wars.
OMFG! YUKS!
OMFG! YUKS!
Thursday, December 13, 2007
whoo. going to bangkok morrow morning. awesome... haha. can get away from stuff for a while. free up my thinking a little. been bogged down with.. stuff. this few days.
anyway. watched Evan Almighty last night. hur. damn funny show. intetresting too, how some ppl actually portray God. it's fascinating to know how other ppl see him. anyhow, more into a few things that the script contained. like, "Does God give you courage when you pray for it? Or does he give you the opportunity to be courageous?" and "A Random act of Kindness= ARK". hur. thought provoking.
went over to shawn's place today. (finally) had practice. not too shabby i thought. it was time well spent. :D the new speakers are AWESOME. they don't crack up! :D ahaha. finally. the old pair was... damn horrible. shawn's finally managed the transition from top rock to footwork to freeze more smoothly (he tripped. but that was cause the floor is damn rough), looks really awesome. radiates freaking awesomeness. i didnt do much. much footwork or what not anyway. still recovering from a slight flu attack. but practiced my freezes though. XD hoho. my airchair is coming along. too bad don't have a picture to put up. but soon. when i get it well oiled first. :D ahah. cant get my legs straight though. hmmm...
writing poems again. didn't really stop. but i noticed a change in my poems again, they're starting to make sense. and not just any sense, rather, a DEEPER sense. like. ... like. it kinda hits you're deeper thought processes. like a pebble that starts an avalanche, riding to glorious ruin. heh. but. honestly.
yeah. this is kinda... cheap. but i thought i'd write poems to e lit ppl in odac as an xmas present. of sorts. i've already finished rod's. next up is shoes, then marcus then yang. hoho. i'm not afraid to put this up. cause no one ever comes here. :D ahaha. dats a good thing. planning to slowly write them out during the thailand trip, hopefully get all of them properly written out neatly and presentably when i get back. which is the 17th. ... party is 21st.
rahh. another bitching point (i cant believe it. i'm bitching. like, wtf.). party is on 21st. and i'm... stressed... over... NOTHING. XD there are like, no responses la. damn sad.
anyway. watched Evan Almighty last night. hur. damn funny show. intetresting too, how some ppl actually portray God. it's fascinating to know how other ppl see him. anyhow, more into a few things that the script contained. like, "Does God give you courage when you pray for it? Or does he give you the opportunity to be courageous?" and "A Random act of Kindness= ARK". hur. thought provoking.
went over to shawn's place today. (finally) had practice. not too shabby i thought. it was time well spent. :D the new speakers are AWESOME. they don't crack up! :D ahaha. finally. the old pair was... damn horrible. shawn's finally managed the transition from top rock to footwork to freeze more smoothly (he tripped. but that was cause the floor is damn rough), looks really awesome. radiates freaking awesomeness. i didnt do much. much footwork or what not anyway. still recovering from a slight flu attack. but practiced my freezes though. XD hoho. my airchair is coming along. too bad don't have a picture to put up. but soon. when i get it well oiled first. :D ahah. cant get my legs straight though. hmmm...
writing poems again. didn't really stop. but i noticed a change in my poems again, they're starting to make sense. and not just any sense, rather, a DEEPER sense. like. ... like. it kinda hits you're deeper thought processes. like a pebble that starts an avalanche, riding to glorious ruin. heh. but. honestly.
yeah. this is kinda... cheap. but i thought i'd write poems to e lit ppl in odac as an xmas present. of sorts. i've already finished rod's. next up is shoes, then marcus then yang. hoho. i'm not afraid to put this up. cause no one ever comes here. :D ahaha. dats a good thing. planning to slowly write them out during the thailand trip, hopefully get all of them properly written out neatly and presentably when i get back. which is the 17th. ... party is 21st.
rahh. another bitching point (i cant believe it. i'm bitching. like, wtf.). party is on 21st. and i'm... stressed... over... NOTHING. XD there are like, no responses la. damn sad.
Creative Zen Versus IPod Nano
Latest news...
Creative released their newest Zen called: Zen (without any wordings behind the Zen, as compared to other Zen series).
This Zen comes with 2,4,8,16 and 32 gigs of flash drive with SD slot. The size is exactly the size of a credit card (much thicker), but its still portable.
The picture (above) shows this beauty. Only problem here is the sound and the branding. Sound is completely out of hand, which is something that Creative should look into.
Apple Ipod Nano 3G is only a few months old. As we all know, Apple never fails to impress its customers regardless of design, style and branding. All Ipods come with a classical touch wheel (except Ipod Shuffle and Touch). The new nano has the following sizes: 4 and 8 gigs. Although storage space is much less than the Zen, the sound quality, navigational controls, branding, supporting accessories, design and the size ultimately outruns any Zen out there. The choice is yours.
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